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Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39504) - you deserved it (3315)

On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

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So mother doesn't know best?

#1 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:00pm by nubx

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ooooooh looks like you're on your own for breakfast huh?

#3 - On 06/29/2011 at 1:01pm by Mrrevorp

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