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Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13002) - you deserved it (73496)

On 05/06/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by ElamentalAngel - United Kingdom

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a-hole...why would you want to make a 3 year old cry?

#4 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:07pm by Cg3780byoch

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haha, looks like he doesn't have to worry about creepers.

#1 - On 05/06/2009 at 5:02pm by skitz

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