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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30956) - you deserved it (4888)

On 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Qwerty - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, I was trying to pick this disgusting huge booger from my gfs nose while she was asleep. She just woke up. FML.

#5 - On 06/28/2011 at 4:10pm by pussywhipedmofo

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Who 'nose' why he did that...

#6 - On 06/28/2011 at 4:11pm by shovels

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