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Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39419) - you deserved it (4237)

On 06/26/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by ugly - United States

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Did the baby tell her that? No? Then she has no proof.

#2 - On 06/26/2011 at 10:20am by Saltime

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That is what brown bags are made for- don't forget the eye slits. just a suggestion...

#7 - On 06/26/2011 at 10:22am by davie101

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