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Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.