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Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (2862)

On 06/19/2011 at 1:51pm - misc - by sabadaba - United States (Arizona)

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She deserved it, someway...

#1 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:31pm by InsertGirder

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She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.

#12 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:44pm by iAmScrubs

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