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Dude, I have a problem with dry eyes and I swear it always looks like I'm stoned. I've even been asked at work! Of course I don't smoke anything, and even passed the drug test. Use eye drops, lol.
At least you looked trashy for a trashy dance.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014