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Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42791) - you deserved it (3724)

On 06/17/2011 at 5:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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forever alone

#1 - On 06/17/2011 at 7:13pm by volley4eva1698

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That's more cake and booze for yourself. Screw them assholes. Just eat and drink away your depression. Who needs friends when you have cake anyways?

#12 - On 06/17/2011 at 7:20pm by every1luvsboners

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