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Today, I was yelled at by my mum for not wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding because if I don't, I will "shine like a beacon of disrespect" among the other attendees. FML

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On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

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its okay not to look like a Oompa Loompa :P

#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 7:52pm by L3Paparazzo

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Was it some kind of Jersey Shore themed wedding?

#12 - On 06/16/2011 at 8:00pm by DanniNell

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