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Today, I was approached by a police officer who instructed me to move because I was "threatening the elderly". I was sitting on a park bench in front of an old folks home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23400) - you deserved it (2079)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by random - Canada (Ontario)

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damn u ugly

#1 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:57pm by sup_bitch

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Get off our lawn! Damn kids!

#3 - On 06/15/2011 at 12:57pm by hidingmaster

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