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Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (11250)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

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Great. You killed Theodore. And I was really looking forward to a third movie...

#1 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:50am by MtnDew32

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At least it didn't start singing. That would have been awkward.

#3 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:54am by Miss_Michaela

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