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Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11986) - you deserved it (42486)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

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been there done that.. lol

#1 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:27pm by sambino2012

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happens to me all the time...

#2 - On 06/09/2011 at 5:27pm by keitorinm

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