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Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23090) - you deserved it (2233)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by DrugDeal (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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At least he didn't think you were a hooker.

#13 - On 06/09/2011 at 3:01am by sheethapins

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did u get him his drugs?

#7 - On 06/09/2011 at 2:53am by chika_yeaah23

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