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Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (4922)

On 06/08/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by misc (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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at least your bag is found

#1 - On 06/08/2011 at 5:57pm by sensoon15

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Hah, I've seen this virus before on Facebook.

You don't fool me. You're probably a 35 year old overweight truck driver called Kevin sitting in a greasy spoon diner in the middle of Arizona.

On the other hand, if you really are a woman stuck in Holland with no money, I think a guy called Mike has an apartment there where you can stay for free.

#17 - On 06/08/2011 at 6:05pm by HomeAl0ne

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