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Today, while in Holland, I lost the bag with my passport, debit and credit cards, license, and camera. I froze my accounts and filled out the paperwork for a new passport. My bag was found the second time I went to the police, with everything in it. Now my accounts are frozen for the 3 weeks I'm here. FML
Hah, I've seen this virus before on Facebook.
You don't fool me. You're probably a 35 year old overweight truck driver called Kevin sitting in a greasy spoon diner in the middle of Arizona.
On the other hand, if you really are a woman stuck in Holland with no money, I think a guy called Mike has an apartment there where you can stay for free.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015