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Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML

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On 06/08/2011 at 7:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.

#4 - On 06/08/2011 at 10:17am by iAmScrubs

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My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.

#12 - On 06/08/2011 at 10:22am by enonymous

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