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Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23796) - you deserved it (2982)

On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

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Hot day, huh?

#1 - On 06/06/2011 at 5:56am by FiberOptometrist

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the first time I used one was in school, there was no fire though.. needless to say I got detention

#7 - On 06/06/2011 at 6:04am by ChopToxicity

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