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Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

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Well if you were 8 feet away, I don't think you're friends intention was to push you in the pool..

#3 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:57am by Miss_Michaela

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Should have pretended you were casually planking.

#2 - On 06/05/2011 at 9:55am by marinus

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