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Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36893) - you deserved it (3220)

On 06/03/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.

#1 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:20am by iAmScrubs

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aww that sucks go home and punch her in the face :)

#4 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:21am by jayslilsoulja

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