Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

by anonymous / 06/03/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.

    #1 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:21am by AsianCookie247

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  • Wowzahs, I think I'll take him. Best home defense out there, attacking his own children.

    #2 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:22am by Mehness

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