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Man or woman?

Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26325) - you deserved it (3086)

On 06/03/2011 at 2:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

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damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.

#1 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:21am by AsianCookie247

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Wowzahs, I think I'll take him. Best home defense out there, attacking his own children.

#2 - On 06/03/2011 at 10:22am by Mehness

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