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Today, my dad's work phone went off, and I thought I should go tell him since he's on call. Turns out no matter how you do it, a 47 year old man at one in the morning will think you are a burglar trying to attack him. FML
damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.
Wowzahs, I think I'll take him. Best home defense out there, attacking his own children.
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Friday 5 February 2016