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Or a pornstar
best worded FML in a long time
HA!
call his name
Next time throw something at him from the other side of the room.
My dad does the same when he's on call! Try getting a long stick and poke him with it.
At least you're alive to tell the story :P
If he's on call surely he should have his phone next to him?
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damn haha I feel bad for your father, I hate being woken up.
It was his work phone and he was on call. Perhaps he works for the electric company and there was a major power outage that needed to be fixed. Perhaps he's a doctor and needed to go save someone's life. Are those not good enough ******* reasons to wake him up for one ******* cool? Maybe try reading the entire FML before commenting.