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Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Jesus still loves you. Not the religious one, but the one outside Home Depot.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015