By ven980 - 01/06/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

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FruityLoooons 8

Why would you even...?

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itsmeppl 0

sorry but that's really funny

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pertained 12

that's what you get for being a cheapskate and not buying a pump.

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ravensunnyd 0

I've done that before it's not that hard it took like thirty minuets but still it not that hard to blow up an air mattress with only your lungs

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biggary19 3

sounds like u have some blowing experience!!

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lalalaughter 0

patch it up..?? 38- "oh, i have a blow up mattress, but im just gonna sleep on a blanket and pillow. yeah, sounds comfy."

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courtneyward 1

You must be really good at blowing...

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MaskingTape 2

Sounds like my kind of moron though. I could use their services. I have a...mattress they can inflate.

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lmfao_shame 9

I agree. What a ******* idiot.

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guitarbeast 22

that's why you get a bicycle pump, dumbass

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saphiresong 0

32, how much does it cost you to go to walmart or party city and buy a freaking pump?

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shakethat 10

seriously. the cheap ones are less than 5 bucks. $10 gets you an automatic one.

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codyFML 0

that's y u check b4 u start to blow?

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geeksaresexy 18

I sort of hope it was a joke about how every FML on this site seems to have someone misusing the word Karma. Probably not though :/

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

A hole, or a vortex to another dimension?

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marinus_fml 19

My bet is it's just a hole in the mattress.

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Kawboy 1

I'm with with guy^^ my guess would be just a hole in the mattress

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RainbowHeadache 2

This is how we do it in Oklahoma.

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sxe_beast 11

Well then I'm glad I'm not from Oklahoma.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Wish I could say the same.

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GreenMaze 0

So you blow and blow but you didn't know that your blowing a think that doesn't blows. why would you even blow that thing you need to blow if you can't blow it. Man you got blows.

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borkchop1992 15

i think your boyfriend did that so that you can get some practice in ;)

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OAAS 0

That's not how a ******* works. Also, I really hope he only has one hole.

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WillDaBeast83 0

you would know how a ******** works.

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Keyman1212 14

Sounds like your blowing skills are lacking...

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