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Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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On 05/31/2011 at 5:12pm - misc - by Loveandpoetry -

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That's just plain disrespectful. I'd be so gutted if that were me.

#1 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:08am by abceasyas123abc

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at least he didn't use it as toilet paper.

#2 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:08am by marcranger

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