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Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
You must have been singing for a bloody long time if the police arrived before you finish, because everyone knows they take their time.
I would have rung as well, learn to shut the fuck up.
Why do you live next door to your parents? WTF?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014