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Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34727) - you deserved it (5598)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

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You must have been singing for a bloody long time if the police arrived before you finish, because everyone knows they take their time.

I would have rung as well, learn to shut the fuck up.

#1 - On 05/29/2011 at 6:15am by ambowew

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Why do you live next door to your parents? WTF?

#2 - On 05/29/2011 at 6:18am by UnknwnClassicGrl

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