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Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Why do you live next door to your parents? WTF?
You must have been singing for a bloody long time if the police arrived before you finish, because everyone knows they take their time.
I would have rung as well, learn to shut the fuck up.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.