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Today, my husband and I had just got over a big argument, and I asked him to cut me some cucumbers for my eyes to help me relax. I was laying down, eyed closed, and he set them on my eyes. They weren't cucumbers, they were lemons. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16869) - you deserved it (29708)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by lemonhead -

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