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Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (2886)

On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)

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I don't know whether to feel pity or laugh in this case..

#1 - On 05/22/2011 at 1:05pm by dollars2doughnut

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Eh..Could've been worse.

#3 - On 05/22/2011 at 1:05pm by AlEX928

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