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Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML


I agree, your life sucks (76951) - you deserved it (4027)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

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fyl.. :/
i dunno what is worse... that she is a stuck up bitch..
or that your dad likes young girls..?

#1 - On 05/22/2011 at 10:12am by Keevarou

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I think your dad has some serious issues...

#8 - On 05/22/2011 at 10:14am by CateXOX

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