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Today, I went out with my best friend and her hot brother. Upon our exit out of the restaurant I walked right into the glass door and rebounded back off it. The whole restaurant was silent as I shamefully walked out only to trip on the curb outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26494) - you deserved it (5294)

On 05/21/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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