Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
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It sounds like you've been partying with Ke$ha.
#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:50am by marmots
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was it smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:54am by cwmbear
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