Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (19550)
On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
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It sounds like you've been partying with Ke$ha.
#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:50am by marmots
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was it smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
#6 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:54am by cwmbear
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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