Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML
by Ally / 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
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You should go take a dump in his cardboard box, show him who's boss.
#4 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:11am by LolaD18
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And... what exactly is keeping you from calling the cops, darling?
#3 - On 05/19/2011 at 3:10am by Mirorbo
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