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Today, I was talking to my boss about her children. She told me she didn’t want them to develop any problems by letting them sleep with the light on. I didn’t tell her last night I slept with the light on because I’m scared of ghosts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13681) - you deserved it (30339)

On 05/04/2009 at 10:46am - misc - by pussy (woman) - Italy

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