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Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27586) - you deserved it (5639)

On 05/16/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by t -

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Well, sucks for you and all, but everyone has cramps once in a while, right?

#1 - On 05/17/2011 at 3:17am by joqez

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You don't have to make up a story, it's not fooling anyone. Your attempt at seducing your fellow lifeguard with your damsel in distress is coming along nicely.

#5 - On 05/17/2011 at 3:23am by ambowew

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