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Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (24266)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

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