Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21925) - you deserved it (30896)
On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)
Bobby M's life also sucksToday, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
marmarr also deserved itToday, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my…
That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs
#6 - On 05/16/2011 at 7:17pm by dtbomb
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Is she wrong?
#1 - On 05/16/2011 at 7:15pm by tuppencej777
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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