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Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35055) - you deserved it (3181)

On 05/15/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by jruth7 - United States (Colorado)

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Shame your father wasn't home when the burglars came calling, then they might have stolen him too, if you were lucky.

#14 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:44am by ambowew

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Thanks for caring, Dad! *cough*

#2 - On 05/15/2011 at 6:27am by Xylus

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