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Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23203) - you deserved it (4491)

On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -

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