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Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (6103)

On 05/13/2011 at 4:13am - misc - by Username -

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It's still good to put on the barbecue and call it steak.

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 10:03am by iAmScrubs

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"Look kids, daddy caught dinner!"

#3 - On 05/13/2011 at 10:04am by hiyourcute

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