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Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML


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On 05/07/2011 at 2:40am - misc - by Kaz (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Not much of a Shakespeare, are ya?

#1 - On 05/07/2011 at 9:51am by ImInABox

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umm... HOW big was the rock?!?

#2 - On 05/07/2011 at 9:51am by TigerWoods101

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