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Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33592) - you deserved it (3304)

On 05/06/2011 at 11:47am - misc - by eewww (woman) - United Kingdom

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I hate public transportation. There's always that one weird person on the bus who ruins the ride for everyone else.

#1 - On 05/06/2011 at 1:00pm by mintcar

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Why would you ignore the vomit on your back? That's just nasty.

#21 - On 05/06/2011 at 1:17pm by sweet_candy_

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