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Today, at 11 weeks pregnant, I excitedly told my best friend that my baby now has fingernails. Her response was, "You're beginning to sound like a pro-life bumper sticker." FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:41am - misc - by CRH (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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I get it, you're excited for baby. One thing you'll find becoming a mom is you'll lose some friends and gain other friends.

#6 - On 05/03/2011 at 12:54pm by CanuckPopcicle

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Pregnant women talk about being pregnant. So do the fathers (assuming they're proud fathers).

I'm sure I annoyed the living fuck out of everyone around me when my wife was pregnant (both times). And now that the baby is a month old, all those people who were annoyed just want to see the baby pictures.

You should just tell your "friend" to be happy for you and share in your excitement.

#26 - On 05/03/2011 at 1:10pm by DocBastard

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