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Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML


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On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

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why didn't you just show him the last number dialed on your phone? I'm sure that a cop would know the local police phone number

#4 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:00am by jquibell

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It probably wasn't a DUII was probably just a person using their cell phone, just like you. I see it all the time, especially with texters.

#7 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:04am by klutzyduck1

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