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Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36962) - you deserved it (9431)

On 05/02/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by kimftwxox - United Kingdom

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Yeah I know it was stupid, but I'm a good person.. I help work at social care and I hate seeing people upset. It was all in good intention, fair enough I maybe shouldn't have spoke to him and I deserved what I got I was only trying to be nice in the end. And saying I copied jesus' story is pathetic.

#58 - On 05/03/2011 at 6:54am by kimftwxox

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At least you tried.

#3 - On 05/03/2011 at 2:58am by Matty1188

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