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Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

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Just admit it... you were nervous because you had 3 kilos of coke in the trunk.

#3 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:39am by thugbert

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Hmmm, which equipment was he referring to???

#1 - On 04/30/2011 at 9:37am by mk58

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