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Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28738) - you deserved it (7618)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States

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well, when the chocolate milk starts flowing ur gunna be awake anyway, so mission accomplished...

#3 - On 04/30/2011 at 6:05am by ribbyc80

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Didn't your parents teach you not to take candy from strangers? :P

#12 - On 04/30/2011 at 6:26am by paras0mnia

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