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Today, I returned home after a three-week trip to Jamaica. When I opened the door to my room, I was greeted by a swarm of bees and their enormous nest, which was attached to my doorknob. Apparently, I'd forgotten to close the window properly before I left. FML
Smoke the weed you brought back from Jamaica and those bees won't care they will just be craving funions and red rope licorice and Nutella...
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Friday 26 September 2014