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Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53781) - you deserved it (4454)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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what a great family. they should be nicer to u

#1 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:41pm by cnygard95

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wow. your family is terrible.

#3 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:43pm by firegecko123

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