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Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (2572)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Sucks for you!

#1 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:34pm by elmogoezRAWR

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Pack it up and take it with you, it can't be that much of a hassle, duh.

#12 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:39pm by every1luvsboners

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