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Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33340) - you deserved it (7530)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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