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Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40478) - you deserved it (10083)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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Well what did you expect?

#2 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:09pm by Ohnoitslindsay

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your shirt is basically denying him, so why should he hit on you?

#16 - On 05/03/2009 at 7:31pm by fatfaceunited

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