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Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49102) - you deserved it (5779)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

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that's a shitty situation

#2 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:38am by forthepainx3

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your attempts to foil them would have tanked. it sucks to have to put up with that kind of crap. at least they didn't tie you to a stool. although your attempts at heroism were flushed, try not to feel too shitty about it. after all, we can't all be heroes - someone has to be number two.

#6 - On 04/26/2011 at 2:44am by Grimmerie

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