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Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (6593)

On 05/03/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by lalibear (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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#4 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:31pm by saramarie

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#9's friend had a better FML then the OP's.

#11 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:37pm by ReplicasWaifu

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