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Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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On 05/03/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by TooShort (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I'm 20 and I always grab the crayons on my own. I like coloring.

#3 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:52am by lkrofct

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Coloring and chicken fingers are the best. Not an FYL ;)

#14 - On 05/03/2009 at 11:58am by karls

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