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Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40591) - you deserved it (5839)

On 05/03/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by TooShort (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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