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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16444) - you deserved it (30154)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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