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Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20458) - you deserved it (37545)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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A true ninja is always prepared for any impending lamp attacks.

#16 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:50pm by sai

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hahahaha this was funny but i think u guys deserved it :D
sorry! but u did! cuz u were going to scare a poor little thing and karma got it back to u :P lol

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:04am by ellykhoshkele

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