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Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20889) - you deserved it (8686)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

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